Denmark jokes
Are you a cheese 馃 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
