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What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?

Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔

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    What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?

    The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.

    (Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)

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    Dog

    I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.

    Comment

    What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

    "Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

    Store

    I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

    So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”