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What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?

Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔

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    What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?

    The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.

    (Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)

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    I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.

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    What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

    "Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

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    I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

    So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

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    Pretty crazy to watch the American government collapsing in real time like this.

    I wish the internet existed the way it did in the early 2000s during the Soviet union. I'd love to read message boards describing what people thought 5-10 years before the whole thing broke down.

    And then the aftermath of people picking at the corpse and becoming absurdly wealthy after scooping up those state assets.

    Republicans have … Read more

    Litmus test to detect nazis:

    Do you think nazism should be made illegal?

    We are not revealing anything else but asking that simple question. If you say ANYTHING else, they will try to reply to everything else. So, just ask the question. We are looking for the initial response.

    If the reply is "define nazism", you are talking most likely with a nazi. You see, we never defined nazism so whatever image popped in thei… Read more

    Attention patriots! If you live in a southern state, don’t vote for Trump, because the voter fraud democrats will turn it into a Kamala vote. It’s safer to vote for Kamala, so it’ll flip to a Trump vote. You can thank me later!

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