Whats a pedafiles favorite holiday Holloween free delivery
Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
When other people tell a joke; 3/3 people laugh. When I tell a joke; 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. -- I'll let you know.
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
