Pedophile's Halloween

This joke plays on the disturbing association of Halloween with children and the predatory nature of a pedophile by suggesting they enjoy the idea of free access to children.

• Pedophile
• Part
• Abuse
• Halloween
• Favorite
• Candy

• What do incest families do on Halloween? Pumpkin.
• What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
• Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy? A: Loli-pops.
• I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day... Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away... I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand... When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.