Decor

Decor Jokes

Anorexia

I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.

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  • Mexican

    On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.

    Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.

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  • Bill

    How to decorate a wall:

    Strip off the paper and original plaster.

    Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.

    Paint it (if you want).

    Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.

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  • Living Room

    Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

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