Decomposition jokes
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Maggot.
My friend has a dry sense of humor.
Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.