Debt jokes

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying."

If the government can print money,

Then why are we paying taxes?

What do you call a rapper with bad credit?

Lil Borrow.

Just give me my money (clap clap clap).

They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.

What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?

Johnny in debt.

Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.

Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?

Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.

Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!

Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.

I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)

Me: Hey dad, I'm in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal!

Dad: Hi in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal! I'm dad!

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.