Debt

Debt Jokes

Tax

If the government can print money,

Then why are we paying taxes?

Curve

They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.

Man

Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?

Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.

Payment

Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.

Euro

I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)

Dad

Me: Hey dad, I'm in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal!

Dad: Hi in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal! I'm dad!

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  • Payment

    If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

    Bank

    My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.