Deaf friend jokes

My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.

To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?

Just turn off the lights.

I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf.

So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.

I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.

My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repeatedly told him to look where he was going.

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.