Deadliness jokes

Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!

Suicide is the way to get even with the bitch called probability.

Killing someone is better than killing yourself.

There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.

Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>