Deadliness jokes

The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.

I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.

A depressing but satisfying victory.

5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.