What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle? Two dead babies in an acid bath
1) did you hear the one about the school shooting- Actually I better not...... You wouldn't understand it's aimed more towards a younger audience 2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9 so why was 10 scared because it was in between 9-11 3) 10 dead babies
What’s grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies. What’s grosser than that? A live one at the bottom. What’s grosser than that? When he eats his way out. Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
What the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes
I was gonna tells dead baby joke but I decided to abort
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer? Kentucky Fried Children! What's it called when you eat those same babies? Finger Lickin' Good!
I am a dead baby -end joke-
What's the difference between three dead babies and a ferrari
I don't own a ferrari
I was going to tell a dead baby joke... *I decided to abort*
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
Write a different of onions and dead baby
What the worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead baby's on it.
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
Arby's fast food, and abortion clinic, your dead babies are our taters and gravies.
Whats worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender. How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
Q: what the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies. A: a Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
