stephen hawking went on a date and come back with a broken leg, I can't believe she stood him up
at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I'm a butcher
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
Why does Sour Cream have an expiration date?
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light put when she touched him.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
Today I was asked to go out, by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
