Helen Keller fell down a well she screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
The old lady thinks, "I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert."
The blonde thinks, "I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him."
The Frenchman thinks, "I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake."
The Englishman thinks, "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again."
All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.