Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
-Dark_Humor
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
-Dark_Humor
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
-Dark_Humor
D: Johnny Johnny J: Yes papa? D: Eating sugar J: No papa! D: Telling Lies J: No Papa D: Open your mouth, Now full of cock. :)
-Dark humor
Do they say you are what you eat? That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
-Dark_Humor
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
-Dark_Humor
DH: What did Vegeta say to Bulma? A: What? DH: Can I show u my new move it's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK. :)
-Dark_Humor
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
-Dark_Humor
DH: Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang A: Why? DH: Because there all Sharing..GONE :)
-Dark_Humor
DH: Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?\ A: Why? DH: Because it would be useless. :)
-Dark_Humor
DH: What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart? A: What? DH: Chidori. :)
-Dark_Humor
I have a friend of mine from school, I always see them with bangs so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came.. their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead. :)
-Dark_Humor
DH: How does an orphan call his parents? A: how? "..."
-Dark_Humor
One day a son and his grandad were smoking, too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
-Dark_Humor
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree, Too bad only one was standing. :)
-Dark_Humor
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad... Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
-Dark_Humor
What does the beaten women do when she comes home from the hospital? dishes if she knows whats good for her health
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
why does dark humor love orphans because the humor killed thier parents
