Da Bomb jokes

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.

What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?

Da Bomb.

What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"

"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"

In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."