Cutting Out jokes

I wasn't cut out for running today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

You know those paper families you cut out?

Well, I put one of those in an orphanage.

What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.

Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.