Cutlery

Cutlery Jokes

Mom

What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.

Poor

Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.

Fork

What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?

I don’t microwave forks.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?

A knife has a point.

Cake

What did the cake say to the fork?

"Do you want a piece of me!!!"

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