Cutlery jokes

What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.

What does a knife have but not my life...

A point.

Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.

You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.

What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?

I don’t microwave forks.

What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?

A knife has a point.

What did the knife say to the other knife?

"Knife to meet you."

What did the cake say to the fork?

"Do you want a piece of me!!!"

Anyone here a spoon?