What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point
your so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks
:"Whats the diffrece of an Orphans life and a knife"
:"A knife has a point"
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
