A man bought a brand new iphone but returned it, why The apple was already bitten.
The barman says, "We don't serve time travelers in here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
