Criterion jokes
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.
Curry.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
