Criterion jokes
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
The happier they get, the less they see.
I like my couches like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
