Dating Request

wtf

ftw

as long as you bring me pizza, we chilling.

Pizza with sliced up small dicks

jake?

yum

superior taste

ahhh beeeeee

hii

heyyy beeeee

yoooo

you should go to the sausage/pepperoni post, we're all talking there lmao

be warned it's kinda weird

'sup homie

heya

alright lmao, i completely forgot i have homework cause i went to a football game on friday and didnt do it then like i usually would

daamn

Beeeee

guyss i gotta go for dinner

talk laterrr love you alll <3

dinner

its only 4

okayyy

byee

bro

aint it like 1:40

oh

timezones mb

MAYYY

ttyl mal

byeeee my lovely madyyyyyy <3

Byeee

Hru????

guys i'm bored cause jordy isnt responding😭

i'm good !!

You guys are so cute

frfr like couple goals

heheh

i seriously cannot believe we've been together four months

i found an old comment section today that literally predicted everything

including her being trans

That's quite a bit of time

i knowww

Yeah I saw you commented on that. The one with crow talking about his gaydar?

yeahhh

I'm jealous of how cute you two are

And the fact that someone wants to be with you

:(

i cant believe she actually wants to be with me tbh

like i seriously still can't believe that anyone could love me

Whats the frowny face for :(

Nah you're awesome

feeling bad about myself :/

im notttt

Every time I try to date someone it's a complete failure 💀

Yes you are

one of these times you'll get it lol

you should see our conversations🤭

like i was actually dying of butterflies and flusteredness last night

I miss finnnnnn he was awesome

i miss him toooooo

i miss everyone that's left

and i can't access my email from my school laptop anymore

:((((

help i have to write a whole essay i forgot about it

I can only talk to him like once a month now and AAHHADGJSHA I kinda wish I was still with him

Ooffffff

yall were soooo cute together ngl

like you might actually tie with us in the best bp couple

We should totally get back togetherrr

you shoulddddd

IDK if he even likes me anymoreeee

he probably doeeeees

And if we get together again his parents will get even worse

ughh his parents suck

Yeah

so do jordan's :(

:(

her mom is especially awful

and i know her parents hate me

Will she ever come back?

i'm not sure

she's still grounded

we're still talking on spotify

it sucks but we're making it work

:(

Should I email finn

YES

And ask if he still likes me

YES

Fuck it I'm doing it

GOOD

Message sent now I probably get rejected

noo don't say that

Sorryyyy

hi bee

hi

heyy

But he's excellent and like way better than me

Hey fhex

Chex*

pfffffft you're literally one of the most awesome people i know

Nahhh

yeahhhh

I kinda suck

no you dont

at all

I definitely do

nope

I can't deny that we were the cutest couple ever thoughhhh

hmmmmmmm almost

lol

Fine we're tied

it was an adorable relationship for sure

hehe

wait why hasnt crow been online in 3 days

Idk, I'm getting worried

same...

Idk what I would do without crow he's my best friend (of course the rest of y'all are a close second :) you're awesome)

yeah, remember the days when the three of us would talk and have the longest comment threads

Yeah

I miss that

it was so much fun

me too

I miss talking to you more

we really do need to talk more

i've missed it

Yeah

Maee

Ship name

Nope nope nope never happening

😭

Why are we a ship 💀

WAIT MAY WE NEED A SHIP NAME FOR YOU AND FINN

a platonic ship i hope 😭

DAMN IT WE CAN'T BE THE CALENDAR COUPLE ANYMORE

Nooooo

I KNOW I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT

IT WAS SO PERFECT

it could be minn 😭

that sounds like men

and ew men

Men = hot

men=no

even though i

am technically bi

men are ew

Men = help I used to think I was a lesbian but now I like men slightly more than women??? What's going on with my sexuality???

oop

women🤩

my gender on the other hand

=chaos

Women are hot

WOMEN ARE SO HOT

But men are also hot

ehhh

only a few

And I want to be somewhere as hot as the barbie world

omg margot robbie

Help why is the barbie movie actually masterpiece

it's soooo good though

I've watched it twice already lol

like we bought it on prime and i keep watching it

sameeee

i'm dressing as mojo dojo casa house ken for halloween

Like Fr one of my favorite movies

and the songs are sooooo good

I'm just ken 🎶

HELP THE SECOND YOU SENT THAT I WAS SINGING THAT

anywhere else i'd be a ten 🎶

Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blond fragility? 🎶

i'm just ken, where i see love she sees a friend 🎶

What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me? 🎶

i wanna know what it's like to love, to feel the real thing 🎶

To be the real thing 🎶

Is it a crime? 🎶

Am I not hot when I'm in my feelings? And is my moment finally here or am I dreamin'? 🎶

i'm no dreamerrr 🎶

Can you feel the kenergy? 🎶

feels so real, my kenergy 🎶

Can you feel the kenergy? Feels so real, my kenergy 🎶

i'm just ken, anywhere else i'd be a ten 🎶

Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility? 🎶

i'm just ken, where i see love she sees a friend 🎶

What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me? 🎶

i'm just ken, and i'm enough 🎶

And I'm great at doing stuff 🎶

so heyyy check me out yeah i'm just ken 🎶

My name's ken 🎶

AND SO AM I 🎶

Put that manly hand in mine 🎶

so heyyy world check me out, yeah i'm just ken 🎶

Baby, I'm just ken 🎶

dude i love that song

yall r so adorable

Gtg for a bit :(

Be back in like 20 minutes

okayy :(

I'm back

Let's go to the new post if you're still here

okay

what if instead of making new posts we keep going back to older ones until they all reach 1000 and THEN we go back to making new posts

Our current way of doing things is pretty wasteful

no

it doesn't matter lmao

noo

but like

so many posts never make it to 1000 replies

but wht

its okay

nothinf wrong w that

yeah but like why cant we go w my idea

its weird to bring up old posts

whyyyy

cause it looks weird to see such an old thing

I mean

+,, it makes more sense to just make a new post

kinda?

but we can change that

its in the name

NEW post yk

nit a new old post

yeah but I still like my idea

oh

i dont like your idea

=<

well I do

well

i dont think other people will be too enthusiastic abt it

im such a good speller help