Crisp

Crisp Jokes

In the hospital they need to keep the disabled patients rooms cooler than the other patients rooms. Why? They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.

A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman ‘a pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps’ The barman ‘ why the large pause’

An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator not a lift" and "it's chips not crisps" etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted "they're schools, not shooting ranges".