Crisp jokes
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
So Santa fell down the chimney, but it was a lit chimney...his name's no longer Santa. It's Crisp Cringle. Pls send help :)
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."