What are a pedophiles shoes called
Answer: WHITE VANS
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
What's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."
