A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
What's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."
