StairsAnonymous7 years agoWhat do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
DisabledJosh7 years agoWhy did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms? Because he told the man to put his hands up
ThiefAnonymous7 years agoWhat's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."