Criminal Law jokes

Evidence

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If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

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  • Murder

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    Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"

    Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."

    Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."

    Guy: "About that..."

    Double Standard

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    I hate these double standards.

    If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".