How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
do you like fish sticks
if you do you're a gay fish
credits: janson jones
(Credit to Meme Machine)
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
My credit card is more declined the the love from my dad
Q. Why can't you run through a campground?
A. You can only raQ. Why can't you run through a campground?
A. You can only ran, because it's past tents.
(Credit: @punnstagram)
ran, because it's past tents!!
My bank loves me.
They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
