I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Why did the cow lick your mum Coz she had a cream pie
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie? Don't ever ask me no damn question like that I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie you crazy?
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
