Crawly jokes

Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?

A: A creepy crawly.

What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.

What do you call a once that's an insect?

A creepy crawly.

I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.

Yes, I'm CUTE.

C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.

like this if you have ever been abused.

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?