Crawly jokes

What do you call a once that's an insect?

A creepy crawly.

Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?

A: A creepy crawly.

What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.

I eat cockroaches.

I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!

Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.