Crawly jokes
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
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What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.
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I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?
like this if you have ever been abused.
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?