Crawly jokes
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.
Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
like this if you have ever been abused.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?