Crawly jokes

Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?

A: A creepy crawly.

What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.

What do you call a once that's an insect?

A creepy crawly.

I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

like this if you have ever been abused.

If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?

If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?