Crapper jokes

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.

A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.

So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

My pp.