I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
when you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family buisness
Coworker:Knock knock orphan: who’s there coworker: not your parents
orphan: can i go outside coworker at orphanage: go ask your mom orphan: WAWAWAWAWwAW
I forgot you cant make depression jokes outside of twitter lmao my coworker was like “you ready for this year to be over?” I was like “im ready for this life to be over” he was like bro what
Me: which wifi are we Coworker: should be floor 89 Me: what about flight 104 Coworker: oh crap
a pornstar committed sue of side her coworkers must be taking it hard
Coworker why is Sara so blue? Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you, with your husband together out of love. U better watch out dear, she might saraorize him, with her crooked teeth & ultra thin lips.