Coworkers jokes

I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."

I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.

So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"

When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.

I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back until I realized it is a family business.

Coworker: Knock knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Coworker: Not your parents.

Orphan: Can I go outside?

Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.

Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW

I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"

I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"

Me: Which WiFi are we on?

Coworker: Should be floor 89.

Me: What about flight 104?

Coworker: Oh crap!

A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?

Experience.

Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.

So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.

Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.

A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast."

"I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done."

She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself." She agrees.

After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened?" She responds, "The... bastard.....used.....coins."