Coworkers jokes

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.

I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back until I realized it is a family business.

A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.

Me: Which WiFi are we on?

Coworker: Should be floor 89.

Me: What about flight 104?

Coworker: Oh crap!

Orphan: Can I go outside?

Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.

Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW

I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"

I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"

I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.

I work at a movie studio.

Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.

The team:

Coooper

Guys to wind the clock up?

I got to work.

Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.

Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.

Boss: Have a nice day.

Ben: Ok, bye!

Boss:??

How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?

Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.

Coworker: Knock knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Coworker: Not your parents.

So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"

I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."