I started working at the AISH office a few months ago.
I felt like I wasn't fitting in. Then my coworker showed me where the pepper spray and emergency contraception pills were.
Now I feel like I belong.
Coworkers Jokes
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
