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Doctor

Lincoln · 8 years ago

    • A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I'm sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live."

    The man says "10!? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?"

    The doctor calmly replies "Nine".

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    Anonymous · 9 years ago

    • Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.

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