What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
