Cosmology

Cosmology Jokes

Black Hole

Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?

What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.

Shit

What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.

What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.

What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.

Charge

What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?

They both charge.

Big Bang

The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.

God

Steven Hawking said there is no God,

Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.