Cosine jokes

Me people call me emo.

Older cousin: Why?

Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.

What’s the best math equation to eat?

Cosine Law.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.

Girl: How much do you love me?

Me: Count the stars in the sky.

Girl: Aww, it's infinite!

Me: No, just a waste of time.

3.14% of sailors are...

π-rates.

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...