CORNY JOKE OF THE DAY
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Why do orphans hate Geometry? Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone I know this is a very corny joke.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
I was going to write a corny joke, but those are a bit too EAR-itating.
