Cornholio jokes

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.

What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?

Because they are full of ears!

Now that was a corny joke.

And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.

I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

A field of cotton waiting to be picked.