Cornholio jokes

What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A buccaneer!

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?

Because they are full of ears!

Now that was a corny joke.

And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.

Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.