Coping mechanism jokes

I have depression, and am suicidal. Nobody knows though, let's joke about that lol.

Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.

There's two types of emo people:

1. People that cut side to side.

2. And people that cut up and down.

The most efficient is up and down.

To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)