Coping mechanism jokes

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.

I have depression, and am suicidal. Nobody knows though, let's joke about that lol.

Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.

There's two types of emo people:

1. People that cut side to side.

2. And people that cut up and down.

The most efficient is up and down.

To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)