Conveyor Belt jokes
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
