Convenience Store jokes

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.

I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.

When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.