Contamination jokes
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.