why do mountains contain things? because their moun tains
why does doctor pepper come in a bottle?
his wife died
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
how can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles? ans:just throw one candle in sea the boat will become lighter
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
spoiled milk
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container? A can 'o bull
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in? Vat-I-Cans !!!
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box? A blender
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.