Congenital Disorder jokes

I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.

They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

25 disabled kids.

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.

I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.