Congenital Disorder jokes

I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.

They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.

What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?

AIDS.

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

The doctor says to the woman, "There was good and bad news." The woman says she wants the bad news first. The doctor says, "The bad news is the baby had red hair." Then he said, "The good news is, it is dead."