Conga jokes
What’s ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.
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What is long and not hairy?
The conga line in the cancer department.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.