Conga jokes
What’s ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.
What is long and not hairy?
The conga line in the cancer department.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.