Conga jokes
What’s ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.
What is long and not hairy?
The conga line in the cancer department.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.