Condenser jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Condensed.

Condensed who?

Condensed milk.

What do you get from a dwarf cow?

Condensed milk.

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?

You may be entitled to condensation.

A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.