Condenser jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Flat Earthers
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.
The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."
The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."
The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.