Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To DIG DEEP with his lyrics
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach NEW HEIGHTS in his performance
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2) To FIND his FANS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 1) To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD
What is Pink Floyd in Princess Diana have in common Their last big hit was the wall
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd JUMP
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
