Commuter jokes
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.
But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
So my bus... goodness.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
What is a bus 🚌?
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.