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Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Yโ€ฆ Read more

1. Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future? 2. Would you rather have telekinesis (the ability to move things with your mind) or telepathy (the ability to read minds)? 3. Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel? 4. Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance to every single song you hear? 5. Would you rather find true love today or winโ€ฆ Read more

Once upon a time in the deepest depths of hell, Alastor, known as "The Radio Demon," found himself feeling uncharacteristically bored. As a sadistic demon with a penchant for chaos, it was rare for Alastor to experience such an emotion. However, his mischievous nature compelled him to seek out something that could bring pleasure to his twisted soul.

Eying his retrofitted radio booth, Alastor's eyes flickered with a โ€ฆ Read more

helllo it's opal again and you must be liek opal leave you faggot i did "leave" the website but i still read the messages lmaoooooo and idk why i left the site tho bc its soo cool here but no one wants me on here so why should i stay on here? ill text on here maybe but dont expect me to be on here 24/7 yk

Hello everyone,

It is very important to me that a friendly atmosphere prevails in the community. Unfortunately, there have been complaints about moderators making insulting, racist or homophobic comments. Such behavior is unacceptable here, and as a result, I had to make some changes to the moderation team today.

If there are similar incidents in the future (or something else), feel free to create a post here to contact me. I read all posts and will take care of the matter. If you want to report something privately, you can also do so via email. My address is info@worstjokesever.com

Hello everyone! I guess I'm one of the only people from my friend group who hasn't said their farewell message yet, so I may as well say it now. Even though I haven't gotten the chance to talk to most of you and know each other well, it has been an experience just existing here, I guess. Amazing or not, it was still something. I never really introduced myself either, but if you want to know some little things about mโ€ฆ Read more

This year in our English class, all the stories we read were about death. The poems are all about depression and dying. In Hindi class we read a whole story about a selfish man who let an orphan freeze to death in the cold. Death does not faze me anymore

Once upon a time, in a nostalgic corner of the internet, Lynx, an intelligent and wise pigeon, stumbled upon an old website from his childhood called WorstJokesEver. Intrigued by the memories it held, Lynx delved into the realm of terrible jokes and found the website had a community tab.

With mischievous glee, Lynx saw an opportunity to unleash his cruel humor on the unsuspecting members, disregarding the potential โ€ฆ Read more

Bro I swear it god... Reading Demon Slayer and Watching Jujustu Kaisen are the best anime and manga recommendations ever, especially I got the Demon Slayer manga set for Christmas last week was so good.