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So I can be there at the moment and I can be there around 10 percent your money for me and you are going in to play rdr and the rest is the best I guess I don't have a w with a unique gun 🔫 and a w with a unique gun and what I have a w in the description of the East outfit and the rest is in my mind if you can get a gift to the store I have to get my phone number for my card with the world to play with you guys wann… Read more

I'ma be on alot less, after the 8th whomever ends up as mod, will decide if I stay gone almost all the time, or I start slowly getting on. Being on less, from chromebook being blocked, opens my eyes. I'm almost always annoyed by some pple here, so I'll be on around some people, and sometimes.

Agent Stone was racing through Nevada, hot on the tail of the notorious clown known as Sweet Tooth. The twisted ice cream truck crept around the dark alleyways, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. As Agent Stone rounded the corner, he spotted Sweet Tooth up ahead, revving his engine and preparing to make a swift escape. Determined not to let the criminal get away this time, Stone pressed down on the gas pedal… Read more

Arthur sat by the fire, nursing a bottle of whiskey. It had been a long day of hunting and he was looking forward to a nice, relaxing evening in camp. As he took a swig from the bottle, he heard a commotion coming from the other side of the camp.

Curious, Arthur got up and walked over to investigate. To his horror, he saw some of the other gang members gathered around a bucket, laughing and pointing. Curiosity turne… Read more

Another vent (because of the toxic ass people in my school)

So, there is this girl, let's call her G. So, G went to my PS and ever since I joined in grade three, she has been whiny and bossy whenever I was in her class. Whenever she is not in my class, she is usually nice. I feel like she hated the fact that I got along with her best friend well. Also, during camp two years ago, G told me to give her a 'break', beca… Read more

People are swarming around Matt like moths to a lamp, it is actually slightly amusing. Not really, it is natural that you have questions, if I was an older member I would too, but not right now. (For multiple reasons I am not willing to talk about)

Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more

(Requested by Anonymous)

Arthur strolled into camp with a mischievous smirk on his face, his clothes nowhere to be found. Dutch raised an eyebrow at him, his expression a mixture of confusion and annoyance.

"What the hell are you doing, Arthur?" Dutch demanded.

"Just enjoying a little freedom, Dutch," Arthur replied with a chuckle. "Why, are you jealous?"

Dutch glared at him, crossing his arms. "Put some damn clo… Read more

I am a mess. I embarrased myself too much, and now, its too late. I can't sleep because I am too worried and scared about what will happen next I just wanna dig a hole and bury myself That's how embarassed I feel I am devestated, and now, I can't talk to anyone without being reminded of this. I can't fix things up with people, even if I tried. Although it may not seem like it, I am working on being a better person. I just can't impress anyone It seems like everybody have each other's backs and I am the lone wolf Left to wander around on my own, with no defense. I am afraid for tomorrow, and what I will face.

I, your name, do solemnly swear Not to off myself, think about offing myself Or continue thinking about offing myself Without reaching out for help after listening to this song Sometimes I see her on the sidewalk, biking on the wet chalk Spelling out their names, and I feel insane 'Cause I know it's just a game that I'm playing with my brain I don't see her, but I see her And I know it isn't real, but I fake it anywa… Read more

Poll

this is the last thing im posting before i leave, for good. it is a kinda of a long page of random shit ive done on WJE and recalling shit because i absolutely positively have no fucking life and i thought this would be funny ok so the first thing is that imma just clear shit up before i go because like theres some shit to clear up mkay first off i just wanna say im sorry if i trolled everyone too far aka being anno… Read more

One evening in Beaver Hollow, a most deranged tale unfolded within the notorious Van der Linde gang at the peak of their desperation. The sun had set on another chaotic day, casting eerie shadows through the dense forest. Little did anyone know, this evening would be filled with unimaginable horror.

Arthur Morgan, known for his unpredictable nature and mischievous spirit, had been growing tired of Dutch's leadership… Read more

Hello, WJE! My name is Mike Steinberg and I am a male feminist and LGBTQ activist, and anti-racist. Let me show you around my house. Over here are my... uh, jugs, [don't drink them ;)] there are about 71 of them in total, I like to call it "the autumn sea" because of the diverse colors that are visible. Over here on my computer I like to code scripts that auto-ban disgusting racists, anti-semites, and transphobes, He… Read more

Once upon a time, in a nostalgic corner of the internet, Lynx, an intelligent and wise pigeon, stumbled upon an old website from his childhood called WorstJokesEver. Intrigued by the memories it held, Lynx delved into the realm of terrible jokes and found the website had a community tab.

With mischievous glee, Lynx saw an opportunity to unleash his cruel humor on the unsuspecting members, disregarding the potential … Read more

The True Dagger

It was a chilling night on the Worst Jokes Ever (WJE) forum, where Dagger, the elderly and enigmatic moderator, had caused an atmosphere of fear and unease among the users. Despite his charm and elegant demeanor, Dagger's actions were extremely harsh and brutal towards anyone who crossed his path. His ruthless rampage on the site had left members scarred, traumatized, and yearning for justice. In a d… Read more

When you first see an okapi, you might think it's related to a horse or a zebra. Its body and neck are horse-like, and its legs have black-and-white stripes like a zebra does. But the okapi is not related to a horse or a zebra; its closest relative is actually the giraffe. In fact, okapis are sometimes called forest giraffes, since they live mainly in the rain forests of central Africa. An okapi's relationship to a g… Read more

hey, its me. i just wanted to tell you all some updates. first off i am going on take a break on this website for a while, probably until next monday. i have an actual life and i have a friend group. we cant all be on wje 24/7 i need to get good grades as well. second off i have had a serious mental health decline, not bc of this website its bc of shit at home. i need a break and this website isnt rlly helping. thir… Read more