Common Cold jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.

There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.

I hope my teacher will be ok.

Why don’t mountains catch colds?

They wear snow caps.

Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?

When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.

COVID-19 won't last long... it's made in China.

Expectation: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!"

Reality: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather."