Common Cold jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.

Why don’t mountains catch colds?

They wear snow caps.

Home Covid Test.

1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.

2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.

3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don't have Covid.

Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.

I am so nervous.

What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch.