Color Blindness jokes

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.

The doctor told me I'm color blind...

Me: That's out of the purple!

How do you piss off a color blind person?

Give them a Rubik's cube.

The happier they get, the less they see.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!