Collector's Item jokes
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me when he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!