Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
Why are colds such bad robbers? -- Because they're so easy to catch.
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold? -- Because it's 90 degrees.